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An army veteran has recently just turned 90 years old, not having much time left. He still haven’t gotten over his PTSD from back when he was fighting in the war. He calls his grandson, who is in the Bri’ish Royal Guard for some reason, to make one final request before his death.

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In an alternate world full of anthropomorphic animals, there is the legend of the lost moai, rumored to be glowing in a eternal abyss. The moai is said to grant one wish with no consequences. A pig wants to find the moai, and brings along his chicken and panda friend. However, a cow wants to find the moai first so he can wish for the destruction of the world.

Can I turn this into a full story?

Sure lol

Can I make it have a plot twist like the panda was actually working with the cow the entire time?

well
its your story now

True that

Ok I’m doing that now

It’s gonna be so long-

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OH SHIT
I FORGOT ABOUT YOUR COMMENT
An anthropomorphic bear, and his friends, who are a rabbit, a bird, and a fox, start a band, trying not to get killed by a crazy policeman with an axe.

im on pc you fat retard

https://getemoji.com/

take the link you slave

ok you skinny unmentally disabled guy

Listen here you
Bug faced Bloody Bugger Fat Cow Crap Nigro Ginger grandma sucking gay good for nothing idiotic fart cancer child loser nit-picking arse-kissing useless trash headed dork named jerk
I ain't taking your crap today

my goofy ahh uncle touched my pp

your uncle got some problems

he keeps calling me his little cupcake

why does he touch your pp though?

The anus is so much more entertaining

he says it looks like a cupcake

this is him rn

use emojipedia lmao

I don't know

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Ok, so there is a famous chef and his best friend is a talking cat who is pissed off all the time. They enter a cooking competition in Germany, and he manages to make it through the rounds, until the final battle between him and an old lady wearing sunglasses. He loses to the old lady, and decides to train until he can win against the old lady. Eventually, he requests a rematch against the old lady, and decides to go for a very unusual recipe of pancakes with bananas and watermelons, and won only because it gave one of the judges a sense of nostalgia (the judge's mother was terrible at cooking and used to serve those pancakes to him)

Wow.

That's actually a good story

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A nerd is constantly bullied at school, and we see his shitty life right off the bat, including the notable scene where he confesses to a girl, and she throws up in response. On his miserable way home, he finds a strange-looking flyer, which tells information about a ritual to “improve their life”, which involves leaves. Invested, he took the flyer and began the ritual, and he realized he summoned a demon, and then he realized that the demon is under his service. Using this newfound development, he improves his social status and ruins the life of his enemies.

A few emojis

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A party is being planned by four people, and all that is needed is the food. They notice that all of the stores in the area are closed, but one of the guys in the group tells about a mythical food island. Skeptic, they ignore the story, until they realize the country has a food shortage due to a strike by the farmers. Having no choice, they set sail for the food island, and eventually find it after travelling through a portal. They meet the pumpkin king, who decides their fate.

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A grocery store chain is hosting a competition, and the winner wins a ticket to a [insert famous music artist] concert. The competition is to find these four items across the county: a mushroom, an apple, a strawberry, and a cup of coffee. This causes much chaos among the populace, except one guy, who just couldn’t care. He somehow unintentionally found the four items, and he has to survive being pursued by everyone he once knew.

Insane

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A guy freezes himself to death, and is shocked to notice he reincarnated into a sci-fi world of aliens and robots.

That sounds like a dark Futurama

Stalin
Texas
Triangulum
Knowledge
Lack
Sting

The second American civil war starts due to various scandals and the lack of integrity in the US Government. One of the fronts of the war takes place in the south, where a communist party has taken power in Texas. An ambitious army general leads his army into this front, in hopes of getting rid of the reds. However, after a disastrous attempt of a nighttime ambush, he was forced to retreat. He followed the direction of where the Triangulum constellation is in the night sky, until he ended up near an enemy base, where he overheard the battle plans of the communists. He would eventually use this knowledge to stop the communist’s advance.
(idfk, this was the weirdest grouping i had to work with)

Where's the sting part

There's a running gag where a bee would come and sting the main character at the worst possible times

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There was once a famous circus, but it ended up dissolving due to financial issues, circus culture dying, and a dispute between the owners. A clown (an actual clown, not people on twitter) who was once in that circus wants to restore it, and he travels around the globe to many cities to find performers, even having to walk on a tightrope between two buildings.
You expected 9/11, didn’t you?

What about this
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Two friends in High School are constantly bullied. One is bullied for wearing a clown outfit, and another for simply being a nerd. To take their revenge, they came up with an elaborate plan to hack airplanes to crash them into the school, but was caught by the police before being able to execute their plan. They have skill issue.

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Ok, so it starts off with a crew raiding a dungeon, which they recently found under a giant moai statue. They raid through it, only to find that the final door is locked by a lock, the lock being a sentient human skull. The skull demands a baby for sacrifice for the door to be opened. Of course, the crew is not going to steal someone’s baby. After a bit of arguing, they decide that someone has to have sex with someone, which they do (the sex scene was one of the most notable scenes from the movie). However, they decide to leave the dungeon because they ran out of food. 9 months later, the baby is born, but the baby is… abnormally intelligent, having perfect dexterity and can speak english fluently. Then the crew has the dilemma of sacrificing the baby or not for the treasure.

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A photographer, who is grieving the loss of a loved one, goes to easter island to take photos of moai, but ends up traveling to the underworld.

Fascinating