The true smash alignment chart (found on Reddit)

Obviously Yoshi refuses to pay taxes, that's a f**king staple of the internet.

As a Final Fantasy player I can confirm that Cloud refuses to be on the same chart as Sephiroth

So Mario doesn’t pay for taxes but Luigi does?
That sound strange yet oddly something different

i love how the S U C C duo and P A C C are the ones who are actively going out of their way to eat 25 large pepperoni pizzers

captain falcon dosent wanna kick a baby
but does he wanna punch one?

alph would never kick a f**king baby!