I’M NOT EVEN MAD ABOUT THIS. I FEEL SORRY FOR HER MORE THAN ANYTHING. IMAGINE BELIEVING IN THE FANTASIES OF CHARACTERS IN A HOLY BOOK WRITTEN 2000 YEARS AGO. IMAGINE THINKING THIS BELIEF IS NECESSARY FOR YOUR SOUL’S ETERNAL SALVATION AND THAT THE ABSENCE OF IT WOULD LEAD AS SURELY TO ITS PERDITION. MOST OF THE WORLD DOES NOT JOIN YOU IN THESE DELUSIONS. SO YOU WATCH EVERYONE GOING ABOUT THEIR MERRY LIVES, HOPPING ON THE LATEST FAD OR TREND, DOING ACTIVITIES YOU PERCEIVE AS MEANINGLESS AND INCONSEQUENTIAL, I.E. ANYTHING OTHER THAN WORSHIPPING YOUR GOD. YOU CAN’T STAND IT. YOU CAN’T STAND THAT OTHER PEOPLE ARE OUT THERE HAVING FUN WHILE YOU’VE FALLEN CAPTIVE TO A TOTALITARIAN CULT MENTALITY. SO WHAT DO YOU DO? YOU TRY TO CONVERT AS MANY OTHERS AS YOU CAN, SO YOU CAN FEEL LESS ALONE — BUT PART OF YOUR DELUSION IS TELLING YOURSELF THAT IT’S *REALLY* FOR THEIR BENEFIT. THE TWISTING OF SELFISHNESS INTO SELFLESSNESS. AND AS THE WORLD RIDICULES AND REJECTS YOU, YOU RETREAT EVER MORE DEEPLY INTO YOUR DELUSIONS AND BECOME EVER MORE ISOLATED FROM THE MAINSTREAM OF THOSE WHO ARE PROPERLY SOCIALIZED. RESULTING IN EVER MORE WEIRD AND DESPERATE PROSELYTIZATION. THAT’S THE ONLY EXPLANATION I CAN COME UP WITH FOR WHY THIS SIGN EXISTS. AND I DON’T EVEN WANNA KNOW WHAT S.Q.U.I.R.T. MEANS. I BET IT’S MISLEADING. YOU KNOW WHAT?
