Hello furries. Its the one! The only!... JAWS!

im just a normie who visits here from time to time, im debating whether to become a furry or not. but for now, i do research.

Huh. Cool

Nice. I was the same way at first

Well, a shark geek gets to meet a shark, or megaladon as you prefer. Welcome! Hope you enjoy the stream!

Thanks

ah, Mr. Jaws
the man, the myth, the legend, the guy everyone seems to have a crush on for some reason-
and also the guy I can't figure out how to draw correctly for some reason
welcome to imgflip

Hi

"the guy everyone seems to have a crush on for some reason-"
I don't.

Finally someone with good sense

neither do I, just playing into the joke yknow?

Oh.
Nevermind then.

Hello Mr. Jaws, it's me SimoTheFinlandized, one of Sarah's closer friends on Imgflip and one of the chief moderators on this stream ~ nice to finally meet you. How have you been?

And no, I don't have a crush on you - in fact, I somewhat greatly fear you.

No hard feelings, right? 😅

Let me fully introduce myself to
you then, shall I?

Hi, I'm Paul Palazzolo (AKA
SimoTheFinlandized) - I'm An 18-Y.O.
US-Based Semi-Nihilist
Bisexual-White-Male Irish-Catholic
Avian Tech-Genius Polymath From
Chicago IL, USA - Pr: He/Him/His -
Engaged To @RetroTheFloof - I Am
Active Primarily On Imgflip, Facebook,
YouTube, FurAffinity, Discord,
Commaful, Pixilart, Etc. - It Is Nice
To Meet You! :3

OFFICIAL EMAIL (Where You Can
Contact Me By):

[email protected]

OFFICIAL WEBSITE (Where You
Can Find Links To My Social-
Media Accounts):

https://www.simothefinlandized.carrd.co

Nice to meet you to simo. Sarah talks about you somewhat

Really? She does? How so?

She thinks you a great friend. She's always talking about something at the breakfast table

That was really sweet of her to say! Please tell her that I am very sincerely touched by what she said about me, okay? ^w^

BTW, I followed you on Imgflip, if you ever want to meme-chat with me and/or the like (I'll try my best to be open). I look forward to seeing your memes-&-GIF's on Imgflip, as well as being a potential friend as well :3

Welcome, to the hell of people who simp for you. (Excluding me and a FEW others)

What’s next? She get’s Vexus on here? Wait…I don’t wanna give her any ideas…

Vexus said he doesn't want to join this hell

I don’t blame him…

convince him i need to see the guy who looks identical to you

Lmfao

Hello jaws

Hi

So.. Sarah's been bugging me for like A WEEK to get imgflip, And so I did.
So what y'all been doing?

Hello

Also be warned a TON OF PEOPLE here have a crush on you
(That includes me sorry 😅)

Well heck

And me -w-.....you can blame that on sarah

I blame here too XD

Hello why am I here

I don't know. Because I am

Yur the one person everyone had a crush on besides me I think I'm logic defying

Huh. Interesting

Mhm

Welcome!!! I own this stream!!

I suggest you read the submissions rules thoroughly!! It helps when I don’t have to explain everything lol-

Also literally every comment here is about someone having a crush on you-

I- didn’t know that was happening?
If anyone gives you any trouble just let me know-
(I hate creeps)

Huh. Ok thanks

Hello inspector.
I have a few questions.

Hi

So first off.
Explain that drawing.
Could you?

The drawing in the meme?

No.
The one containing..
Contraband.

The one thats hard to see

Yes.
Explain it.

Sorry. I had to make Sarah noodles
So about that drawing

Huh. Why do you want to know again?

Do you want to retain your job at the Grestin checkpoint or go back to shit-hole Nimsk?

Its just a camera pose and that is not drugs

It’s a f**king condom.
That counts.
Anything other than documents counts as contraband.

I highly dislike drugs

Ok ok. Ill tell you

Its just a camera pose

Waiting

Yes. Its a condom
Why are you getting mad about it?
If you don't like it ill take it down

No no it’s fine.
I’m just.
Concerned about the amount of attention you’re getting.

I didn't ask for the attention
I have no idea why everyone is freaking out

Stay.
Safe.
Also.
Wish to memechat?

somepinkidiot said many great things about you and also said you were really nice so by human nature we wanted to meet you

Memechat? Sure
You seem like a trustworthy person