You never said "someone else" couldn't be you 😏
Now i will do the same, but the "someone else" can't be me.

now because i was already burgered, you unburgered me and since you are unburgered i can burger you.

Can I trade diamond moyai to be unburgered

no

It can grant you 1,000,000,000,000 wishes

ok

so trade or no trade

trade

*Gives you diamond Moyai and gets unbuffered*