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Pov: this (this is obviously a joke rp)

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282 views 3 upvotes Made by .Shiver. 3 years ago in Role_Play
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Kai ( Octoling ): g o d
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Inkmatas: *Curls up in a ball* Okay, we can stop now
Switch hood: *T-posing over Inkmatas* Dominance!!!
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Kai: O _ O

Saul Goodman appears

Saul Goodman: Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do! And so do I.
Conscience gets expensive, doesn't it?
For a substantial fee, and I do mean substantial, you and your loved ones can vanish. Untraceable.
I want it in a money order and make it out to Ice Station Zebra Associates. That's my loan out. It's totally legit … it's done just for tax purposes. After that we can discuss Visa or Mastercard, but definitely not American Express, so don't even ask, all right?
You're a high-risk client. You're gonna need the deluxe service. It's gonna cost you.
If you're committed enough, you can make any story work. I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked because I believed it.
I never should have let my dojo membership run out.
Better safe than sorry. That's my motto.
As to your dead guy, occupational hazard. Drug dealer getting shot? I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say it's been known to happen."
Don't drink and drive, but if you do, call me.
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Inkmatas: Huh?
Switch hood: *Still t-posing over Inkmatas*
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Saul Goodman: e
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Inkmatas: *Tries to walk towards Saul*
Switch hood: *Grabs Inkmatas* oh no you don't
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Saul Goodman: :/
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Switch hood: *Kisses Inkmatas's cheek* We're not done just yet
Inkmatas: *Blushes* u-uum
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Saul: h
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Inkmatas: *Blushing* n-not in public
Switch hood: oh okayyyyyy
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h
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*collector shows up* hello inkmata- what the heck?
Why are you T posing with switch hood
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Inkmatas: was it because of another giant robotic monster
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No . . .
Oh! Right, *hands her a small device*
Infinite universes, infinite possibilities. Another one of those things may show up and I won't be there to stop it. Just press the button and it will immediately form a suit of armor around you, nearly identical to my current one, and it will send a signal to me
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Inkmatas: ooh!
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Keep that out of switch hood's reach
She seems like she wouldn't resist pressing that button
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Inkmatas: *Curls up in a ball* Okay, we can stop now
Switch hood: *T-posing over Inkmatas* Dominance!!!
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Collector: she has gained too much power RUN!!!
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Inkmatas: Switch hood! Please stop!!!
Switch hood: *Still t-posing* no
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*switch hood starts floating*
Collector: R U N ! ! !
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Inkmatas: *charges up a Inkstone fireball*
Switch hood: MUAHAHAHAHAHA, I am invincible!!!
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Collector: she's right. This is one of the most powerful meme abilities in the multiverse.
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Inkmatas: *Blasts the Inkstone fireball at Switch hood*
*The fireball knocks Switch hood out*
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Collector: . . .
I'm not even gonna question that
You were able to take down the D.O.G.
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Inkmatas: I couldn't have done it without you
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Thanks
Um . . . I forgot why I came to this universe
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Pump: Well if it isn't Inkmatas and Switch Hood!
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Inkmatas: *Curls up in a ball* Okay, we can stop now
Switch hood: *T-posing over Inkmatas* Dominance!!!
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Pump: What are you doing?
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Inkmatas: *Screams for help*
Switch hood: *T-posing over Inkmatas* You are helpless!
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Ron: Wait, I'm in the wrong game!
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Inkmatas: *Tries to escape*
Switch hood: *Grabs Inkmatas* Your not going anywhere my girl
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Ron: *Ippons Switch Hood*
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Switch hood: gaah!!!
Inkmatas: SWITCH HOOD!!! W-we were just messing around with each other
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Ron: I'm so sorry.
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Lon nevanda: hi
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*joins*
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WD, working on a car in the shadows: The hell?
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Inkmatas: *Curls up in a ball* Okay, we can stop now
Switch hood: *T-posing over Inkmatas* Dominance!!!
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WD, not really bothered by this: Meh, girls and their ways.
*He returns to repairing the car.*
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Inkmatas: *Nervous* please stop!!!
Switch hood: *Still t-posing* No
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*WD accidentally drops a wrench, creating a loud sound that could break glass.*
WD: Shit!
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Inkmatas: eeek!!!
Switch hood: *Doesn't care*
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*The wrench flies and direct impacts Switch Hood as WD rolls under the car.*
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Switch hood: Gah!!!
Inkmatas: SWITCH HOOD!!!
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*WD goes silent.*
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Switch hood: *Coughs* I-I'm fine
Inkmatas: Your not!
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*WD rolls from out of the car and returns working on the car.*
(Hey, get one of your friends to vote, there will be a small teaser a few days before the return of a legend.)
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*Inkmatas sees WD*
Inkmatas: Hey, do I recognize you?
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WD, thinking: Maybe... Detroit?
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Inkmatas: Yeah, You saved me
Switch hood: N-not the first time she needed saving
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WD: Oh yeah, then the zombified UO staggered by the armored car, can you remember what happened afterwards?
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Inkmatas: No sadly
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WD: Me neither, I also can't find Aqua around here, so I assume she's off doing whatever she's doing, possibly in a few therapy lessons.
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Inkmatas: I think she's talking with Seven
Switch hood: Inkmatas you should challenge Seven to a battle
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WD: Seven?
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Inkmatas: Yeah, she's my friend
*Inkmatas shows WD a picture of Seven*
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WD: Hmm, never expected it to be an Octoling, anyways, I'm working on some cars I found on the highway, the roads were all closed and they were just left there, so, I took advantage.
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