Should you refuse to retract the statement, I will be forced to act in accordance with Gru/RocktstarFreddy/Josef-Be-Stalin’s declaration and call the AAA to attack.
Technically we’re already at war but I want to give you a chance to avoid this.
Thanks for listening, sorry for the annoyance but he really hates being called “sus annie”, taking it as a malicious insult, and he’s my friend, so I must help defend him. I sincerely hope we can avoid this war. I know you’re historically quite hostile towards us, but if we work together we might be able to stop this.