that was so funny that made me want to throw a flashbang into a room of epileptic kids

I'll buy the cyanide!

Ill get my flamthrower of that doesnt kill them
You cant be too safe

If*

I have my ak-47

I got my m1abram

I'll fetch my AH-64 Apache longbow

Bet

ill get my FV4011 Centurion Mk. 5/2 MBT armed with AP Discarding Sabot fin stabilized rounds

Ill get my f-15 EX

grenades work better...

Oh

when you got a ''little'' drunk: