BIDEN'S FUTURE IN POLITICS...OR LACK THEREOF; "MY POLLS ARE HOW LOW? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! IS THAT HIGHER THAN NIXON AT LEAST? COULD WE SAY THE POLLS ARE WRONG? NO? LET'S SAY MY POLLS ARE LOW BECAUSE I'M FIGHTING BIG OIL, THAT ALWAYS WORKED. WHAT? PEOPLE WANT AFFORDABLE GAS AND GROCERIES AGAIN?!"