About two weeks 'till you can use this info to your advantage! (I feel terrible if it doesn't work)

you see, hoarding friends will eventually lead you to getting overwhelmed because you can't meet all of their needs at once, which leads to stress and potentially death. keep the friend count as low as possible, preferably at absolute zero like me

It really depends. I have 5. When school starts back up, At least two of them will forget my existence.

Same

When I talk to anyone at my school they call me racist so I can't make friends unless I find someone who won't bully me which is really unlikely