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the
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]say about me, you little
have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've
been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over
300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper
in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another
target. I will wipe you the out with precision the likes of which has
never been seen before on this Earth, mark my 1
words. You think
you can get away with saying that ……... to me over the Internet? Think
again,
I As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies
across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better
prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little
thing you call your life. You're
dead, kid. I can be anywhere,
anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just
with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed
combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine
Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable I
-off the
face of the continent, you little°. If only you could have known what
unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down
upon you, maybe you would have held your
tongue. But you
couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you
idiot.
_ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f
dead.
kiddo.

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