KRIS, YOU THINK JUST b3CAUSE I’M OFF A Few [[Coo-Coo Conadas]] THAT I’M NOT MAKING [SPMT -79.4%]????

WELL IT IT S33MS YOUR [[GIUNIOS MARKETING STRATEGY}} HAS MADE YOU A ((100% CERTIFIED))[BIG SHOT]

SUCH A STEAL, I HAVE [[terminal cancer]] IN [[the lungs]]

YOU {{under4ge}} {fifty percent off} TESLA BRAND
IM A [[big shot]] not a {{BIG SH*T]]
I NOT GOING TO [diee] 2 A SILLY [[stomachache and (((UNBEARABLE))) pain}}

BUT YOU HAVE [[2 Underst4nd]] THAT PER OUR [[Terms Of Service]] WE CAN BECOME [[Sales Tacticians!!]] WE NEED TO BECOME [[P O W E R F U L]] [[On A Two-For-One Deal!]]

WHAT YOU DON’T REALIZE KRIS IS THE [[60% off]] [[BRILLIANTLY G00fY]] [[potential inside]] THE SELLING OF ORGANIC [little string toy]] PARTS!! THEY FLY OFF THE SHELFS LIKE [[.- -. --. . .-.. .. -.-.]] [[great value real estate]] AND FRIES!!!!!

Made it into this. Imma go post this now.

WELWELLWELL KRIS! [[y'all'd've]] TAKEN THAT DEAL BY NOW! I'LL EVENEVENEv3n ADD SOME [[Struggle and Pain]] SO THAT ALL YOUR FRIENDS WILL [[f o r g e t]] YOU WHEN YOU [[p e r i s h]]

Kris: I-

HAEHEAHEAHEAH! KRIS! YOU CAN [[Take The Deal]] OR [[Die]] WHADDAYA SAY YOU CAN TRY MY NEW [[female superhero]]

Susie: kris don’t trust this guy kris: uhmmm

WELL WELL WELL IT'S [[Barney the dinosaur]] ON THE OUTSIDE AND [[thanos]] ON THE INSIDE!!!! HEHAEHAHEAH WHAT AN EPIC CROSSOVER

Susie: excuse me? Noelle: uhm…

ADN A [[reindeer]] WOW yOU MUST BE [[traumatiz]] YOU CAN GO TO onE Of MY [[Specil Colleagues]] FOR A [[Commemorativ ring]] HEAHAHAEHA

Noelle: a ring?

WOW YOU HAVNEMT [[seen the internet]] I SUPPOSE HAEAHEAH BUT EVERYONE [[knows]] EXCEPT F0R MAYB3-[[barn-E]] HERE HEY I JUST REALIZED I HAD TO GET THE [[Aaauuugggghhhh]] OUT SO BYE *hops into trashcan and closes lid*

Susie: kris what is he talking about kris: heheh I’m sure it’s nothing-

THE UNCERTAIN ENDING

I didn't know robots had balls they could sell