[REDACTED] POLICE DEPARTMENT, ARE YOU SAFE? "YES, I WANT TO REPORT A CRIME IN PROGRESS, MY RIGHTS
ARE BEING REPEATEDLY VIOLATED WITH NO EXPLANATION,
AND I'M RETALIATED AGAINST FOR ASKING WHY."; WHO IS VIOLATING YOUR RIGHTS? "ACTUALLY IT'S A MEMBER OF YOUR PRECINCT."; PLEASE STAY WHERE YOU ARE, SIR. WE ARE SENDING THE PERSON YOU'RE FALSELY ACCUSING SO YOU CAN APOLOGIZE TO THEM WHILE THEY ARREST YOU FOR SLANDER.