Where'd my wood go? (Where'd my wood go?) Where'd my wood go? (Where'd my wood go?) Where'd my wood, Where'd my wood, Where'd my wood, Where'd my wood would go.
When I'm sinking
Well I know I'm gonna sink
I'm gonna sink and then I'm likely going to drown
And when I surface, I'm gonna see some-
OH MY GOD IT'S MY WOOD
When you're unconscious, well I know I'm gonna take
I'm gonna take back all my wood while you're knocked out
And when I run home, well I know I've got my wood
I've got my wood and it's my wood without a doubt