When I talk in my most normal voice possible:

LMAO

Lmao

Jesus Christ

bruh moment

smh

HA!

me: talks normally, the exact same way I would talk to friends (minus the cursing)
My mom: EXCUSE ME? YOUNG MAN WATCH YOUR TONE. WOULD YOU TALK TO OTHER PEOPLE LIKE THAT!?
Me: yes. Thats how I talk to my friends.
My mom: WELL I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND, AM I? SHOW SOME RESPECT! I BIRTHED YOU!
Me: I am showing you respect. The fact that I'm willing to talk to you like you're a friend means I respect you the same way I respect my friends.
my mom: BACK TALK? GO TO YOUR ROOM!

I don’t even reply to her with anything except for “this is my normal tone, I always talk like this”
She finna destroy my xbox or phone or beat me or something if I say literally anything else