Stupid laws; In Samoa, it is illegal to forget your wife's birthday. In France, it is legal to marry a dead person. In Switzerland, it is illegal to flush the toilet after 7 P.M. In Italy, you can get fined for grabbing your crotch. In the U.A.E., it is illegal to swear. In part of France, it is illegal to die without a burial plot. In Spain, it is illegal to build a sandcastle. In Arizona, it is illegal to have a sleeping donkey in your bathtub after 7 P.M. In France, it is illegal to fly a UFO over Chateauneuf du Pape.