ALTHOUGH HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY HAVE CANCER, DEMENTIA JOE BIDEN HAS CAUGHT COVID-19. SO WE ASKED COVID WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO INFECT THE PRESIDENT. HERE IS THE DIRECT QUOTE:; "I WAS JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS AND THEN -- WHAMMO! -- I CAME DOWN WITH A NEARLY TERMINAL CASE OF THE STUPIDS." END QUOTE.
