5onzuh.gif (click to show) They had us in the first half

It's great living in the right-hand column :~)

For the time being, I agree

bine

What does 'bine' mean - I tried looking it up - either plant stem or cigarette ?

you said column so i finished the sentence

Sorry, didn't get the reference at first, but I saw a documentary by Micheal Moore about that place.
:~)

i just had to finish your sentence my good sir

Thank you

im lucky enough to live in a state where there have only been 10 shootings in the past 40 years

Do you mean only 10 mass shootings - I wonder if you need to put on a sign at the state border to encourage to move there ? :~)

arkansas

All I know about Arkansas is it is the home of the Clintons :~)

yeah even tho like everyone here owns guns

I'm now curious as to which state your in ?

the natural state originator of dollar general and walmart

no like school shootings i mean

Just 10 'ordinary' shootings - how proud you must be :~)

and having to go to canada for medical checkup,as canada healthcare is free

Funny-
they’re coming down here for major shit cuz doctors don’t get paid enough there to give a shit and everything’s backed up cuz they go to the doctor for literally no reason

Canadian healthcare is not "free" it is just largely funded through taxation. I think the term you may have been looking for is "more cost-effective".

It works best when you don’t need it.

473sj1.gif (click to show) Now who can argue with that?

Mini rant: Why is "U" included anyway? Ehh, I'm American and still spell the color "gray" as "grey," so...

3xynxj.gif (click to show) Makes me wonder

4evn2y.gif (click to show) Impressive, very nice

6maaze.gif (click to show) I don't even know how to respond to this

then don't

Did they go to gaol?

I think so

2fqafw.gif (click to show) Thumbs up

It's true
Also even though American english is an insult to the countries that had english before us, at least we made a reason for Z to exist

We all can be different and that is good as long as we understand each other.

Yes I just don't get how two variants so similar can be so different and still be called the same language lol

Don’t you mean zed?

Yes

Well I'd say that's pretty much all correct except for the last one. In the left column, 'school' is 'hazardous waste barrel'.

Oh, you are so right ... thanks for the correction

Hehe, I'm going to repost your meme and steal your fame...

JK

ROWLING

Better not tell the Irish they speak English ;)

They do.

we do

And gaeilge

They speak English so the British can understand the insults

lol