WHICH IS SCARIER? THE FACT THIS WOULDN'T SURPRISE YOU; "HELLO, CAN YOU HELP ME WIN A BET? DOES FEBRUARY COME BEFORE OR AFTER CHRISTMAS?"; OR THE FACT THIS WOULDN'T SURPRISE YOU EITHER? "WHAT? AN ARMED CITIZEN BLEW SAPIRMAN AWAY? HOW MANY VICTIMS WERE THERE? DAMMIT THAT WAS NOT ENOUGH! ACTIVATE SLEEPER AGENT 134 IMMEDIATELY!"