I know!
I just wanted to eat that baby, and here he goes, trading it for big Macs, which are nowhere NEAR as filling, and also don't taste as good.
Seriously, I really wanted to eat that baby, I was gonna try a new recipe

ayo

What?
Children are where I get most of my food!
But don't worry, I still eat my fruits and veggies to get my vitamin C.
Sure they're cooked into the children, but still!

yum

Yes
It's good to see a fellow child eater

Ikr??????

His blood type is diabetes!

Blood type: Big Macs

15? Bump those numbers to 30, then we'll talk.

Good deal

Star Wars: child obesity strikes back

should have gave 2 for 30