By my back-of-the-envelope calculation, that’s a sentence of 11,780-58,900 years.

that's cruel and unusual. one day per vote would be fair.

[Does math]

32.5 years, roughly.

With time off for good behavior, and his bionic genes that apparently don’t give a f**k how he eats or whether he exercises, he could conceivably be out before he dies.

Seems fair

Don't count on those genes.

Or a military firing squad.