Welcome to Chicago

It's really nice here.

I guess it depends on "where" you live...

.......that would make the criminals not actually in control of the city, then, wouldn't it?

and this meme is not actually meant to be news...

DID YOU SAY NEWS!?!

Well, the news was - prior to the pandemic mess - homicides were down in Chicago 30%, and this year, though still a mess, down 10% compared to the last 2 years.

Also even prior to the donwtrend, when compared to the rest of America in terms of per capita, the murder rate wasn't quite as top ranking as most people perceive, the high numbers a product proportionate to a large population.

That's a funny way of admitting that you're lying.

*checks watch* so I should have witnessed 6 murders in the time since you wrote that?

I haven't. It's been really nice here.

Math is hard

Ok. It's still nice here though.

It is a s***hole!

I'm having a great time. Just hanging out on the beach today.

But math is hard for him,,,