u wot m8

Being stabbed sucks ass, wouldn’t recommend it. It’s a deep wound

Shooting is far more gentlemanly.

Yea I didn’t enjoy being stabbed lol, getting hit by a car sucked ass too

Ouch, I'm sorry that happened to you, man.

Shit happens. Still got some nerve pain and numbness from it years ago

I remember a few times I’ve lit my pants on fire while bored and needed to be kicked out by buddies. Funny as hell tho. Kick and don’t pat a fire like that. It’s hurts way more pressing lol

Your underwear will caught fire and flack off inside your pants, suuckkkss!

I put all my knives in that fancy mail box and the number of brutal stabbings in London didn't go down even 1%. Almost like criminals are responsible for crime, not inanimate objects.
Thank golly globalists are here to show me the error of my ways 👍

Guns don't kill people.
Pepe's Ground Pounders do...