"MISERY LOVES COMPANY" MEETS "SCHADENFREUDE" BY WAY OF "FAMILIARITY BREEDS CONTEMPT, NEXT SICK, SAD WORLD, WITH A CAMEO APPEARANCE FROM "NOT IN MY BACKYARD" AND ALL THE OTHER METAPHORS WE LIVE BY; HOW'D THAT HAPPEN JUST BECAUSE EBONICS (THE HIP LANGUAGE) GOT BANNED? ISN'T IT WILD HOW WHEN METAPHORS GET MIXED TOGETHER IT'S ALMOST LIKE LANGUAGE IS ON HOLIDAY UNTIL IT ISN'T AND SOMEONE'S THEN TRYING TO KILL YOU FOR BEING EASILY MISUNDERSTOOD?