CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, JOE BIDEN ACTUALLY HAS MANY QUALIFICATIONS FOR OFFICE... -HE'S GOT HAIRY LEGS; -HE LEARNED... HE LEARNED A LOT... AND THE LEARNED THAT... IT MAKES A DIFERENCE; -HE LEARNED ABOUT ROACHES; -HE LEARNED ABOUT KIDS JUMPING UP ON HIS LAP; -HE'LL CHOOSE TRUTH OVER FACT; -HE'LL LEAD AN EFFECTIVE STRATEGY TO MOBILIZE TRUNINANASUMINAPRESHER; -IF YOU DON'T SUPPORT HIM, YOU AIN'T BLACK; -AND MOST IMPORTANTLY... YOU KNOW... THE THING...
