Just Sephiroth: *exists*
Cloud: What the hell is going on here?
Sephiroth: Monika, she killed Sayori so that she could confess her love to me. But little did she know that I didn’t love her back. She could’ve just let Sayori be so that I could have her to myself, but no, she just had to leave Sayori hanging, didn’t she? With Sayori gone, I simply had no other choice but to get rid of Monika and take her spot, just so I could have Sayori to myself forever
Cloud: …
Fischl: What amazing dedication! The very fact that Sephiroth stole Monika’s role just so he could be with Sayori forever and ever only demonstrates how much Sephiroth cares about Sayori. Just imagine if either Kashiko or Mythra ever had that same dedication…But again, they might just shoo me off if I told them about it, so jokes on them I guess
