Well, kids are delicious.

😨😨😨

What?

I didn't expect someone to say that
I'm socked

Well, it's a normal thing to say coming from me.

They are!
That's why I dry age them in my basement

Ngl, some children and vodka would be nice.

It would.
Just ignore the American drinking age and we'll be great

I mean, I'll gladly even ignore the British one. (Since in terms of the UK, I can legally drink)

What about the German one, 16?
Or the Russian one, oh wait, that's no better, NEVERMIND

I think we can just ignore the drinking ages in general and we're good to go.

Alright great!
Let's get to it then
Let me just get my grill and those children

Nice.

Let's f**k, kids

Let's f**k kids

LMAOOOO

Shhhhhhhh we're having a cannibalistic moment here

Oh, COME ON I'M HUNGRY!