Full title: Colonel Noodle's backstory but every burgers is replaced with Morbius and every noodles is replaced with No Way Home. Various other words are replaced with Marvel and MSMG related terms as well.
I hate Morbius and I'll tell you why. I was destined to become a Marvel memer from the day I was born. This stream was so into Morbius that all I got to see was Morbius, Morbius, Morbius! Morbius in the morning, Morbius in the afternoon, Morbius at dinner, and Morbius before bed! Even on my vacation, Morbius, Morbius, Morbius, Morbius, Morbius... all my friends hated me for that. Even, even Cinna, she watched so much Morbius that... she turned into him. But you see, I always liked No Way Home more than Morbius. Actually, I love No Way Home. That's why I'm gonna have No Way Home take over the world! No Way Home is the flow, No Way home is the groove, and I'm gonna make everybody understand that! So let there be No Way Home! I represent for No Way Home, baby! You know I'm right, I know I'm right. Oh, I know! I gotta believe!