How to make Conception Citizenship work. Simple. All the infrastructure is already in place. Won’t be that hard!

Additional terms & conditions:

—We are assured by our crack team of IT experts that all fetal registration list shall be maintained and protected to the highest degree. Although we do not anticipate any data breaches, in the event of an inadvertent disclosure, affected parties may sue the state to recover a maximum of $50. (We have to think of the taxpayer, too.)

—We do not anticipate long lines as we are sensitive to women who may be experiencing morning sickness or other symptoms of early pregnancy. If long wait times occur, we assure you we are doing our best to keep things moving along.

—Pregnant women who fear being identified publicly for any reason while registering their fetus at the DMV are encouraged to wear a face mask or veil. (Burqas available upon request.)

—Fetal registrations will only be kept on file in case of illegal abortions, and will never be wrongfully abused by politically ambitious prosecutors to prosecute natural miscarriages. That’s our promise!