Imma just leave this here

Sans as a furry

The image literally has text saying what it is

r/woooooosh

Lol

but anyway, tis cool

The image or my idiocy

LMAO

thxs

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Basically I'm not able to start my new job for 3 weeks so after years of putting in 10 hour days and being miserable ive been trying to really relax. In paticular ive been taking ridiculously long 2 hour baths with all kinds of bubbles, bath salts, bath bombs, candlelight. Anything but a 5 minute shower is totally new to me and ive enjoyed being self indulgent for once.

I was searching for bath products and stumbled upon to people putting orbeez in their bathtub. I thought, thats completely stupid, sign me up. I love having enough free time to waste it doing stupid things.

I got a f**kton of orbeez, did the thing, waited many hours, and suddenly there that monstrosity was. Putting my hand in was somehow unnerving, I had a gut feeling this wasnt a good idea but I stripped down anyway and hopped in.

Im not saying I reccomend this, but for the first 5 minutes it was actually extremely relaxing. It was like a mix of a weighted blanket and a light massage. I was just rolling around in there having a good ol time. There was a mosquito ruining my immersion though and I kept trying to kill it by tossing orbeez at it. Eventually I took a small handful and actually nailed that f**ker to the wall.

I started laughing pretty hard and I was feeling real proud of myself as if I wasnt gonna have to pick up those orbeez later. I actually laughed so hard that I farted and thats when everything took a wrong turn.

I guess when you fart its kind of like a turkey baster? Like you let air out but it sucks some back in. To cut to the chase, my asshole vaccumed up an orbeez.

Immediately I was in shock and I was trying to convince myself no f**king way did that happen? But I quickly started to feel actual pain and I panicked. I tried to reach in and grab it but that just pushed it farther in and I couldnt feel it anymore. I was in too much pain like it was actually agonizing trying to grab it and I was sobbing at this point. I even tried to poop it out but im chronically constipated and cant go on demand.

I tried googling but apparently this hadnt happened to anyone else. I saw stuff about kids being poisoned by orbeez and my anxiety was through the roof that it was going to explode toxins inside me or something. I called a nurse and she told me I needed to see a doctor immediately so I knew I couldnt just ignore this and hope it work itself out.

I got to the hospital, waited for a really long time, got a room and eventually a nurse came in and asked why I was so distraught

I went into the whole story about the bathtub, the orbeez, the fart, and I was really stumbling over my words and didnt want to admit it, but she cut me off and said "Miss, I apologize if I am misunderstanding but is there orbeez bead in your rectum right now?" I just sniffled, nodded and avoided eye contact.

I really dont want to go into specifics but it had to be manually extracted and it was humiliating. The worst part is I could tell they didnt believe me and everytime I tried to explain it wasnt a sex thing they just told me it was fine and they didnt need to know any details. I got home exhausted and sore and then had to scoop out the orbeez with a bucket into a trashbag so they wouldnt just sit there in my tub molding.

TL;DR : Took a bath filled with orbeez and one got sucked up my butt.

What the f**k

How to start an arguement

ok but why does he look horny

God now I can't unsee that >=/

cause his tongue

Yeah

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This is actually pretty good ngl

Yes =)

If this was canon I'm doing the genocide route

*sad slide whistle music plays*

I knew that’s this would exist

Yes

Aight, respect

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