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all jokes aside, how do you think this fight would go down? (mod note: proto art by Jting-F on youtube)

all jokes aside, how do you think this fight would go down? (mod note: proto art by Jting-F on youtube) |  weakest brazilian male; strongest furry | image tagged in memes,who would win,proto art is not mine,metal gear rising | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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1 up, 3mo,
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All I know is that there wILL BE BLOOD
SHED
0 ups, 3mo,
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I think you mean "the only thing I know for real"
1 up, 3mo
Yeah-
0 ups, 3mo
depends
0 ups, 3mo

Glory.
0 ups, 3mo
As a weakest male human, i say the former wins.
0 ups, 1d
Sam he can slice a modified Metal gear Ray without himself having Cybernetic enhancements.
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0 ups, 3mo,
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the brazilian
0 ups, 3mo
yes
0 ups, 3mo,
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keeping in mind that protogens are very hard to kill and the strongest (the rare type) can manipulate their visor, the protogen would probably win and only have minor damage to their visor. (and to note: I said probably)
0 ups, 3mo,
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ok here's a better reply

so jetstream sam has a few distinct qualities that i'd like to point out
1: he can parry 20mm machine gun bullets with relative ease [and get close enough to slice through an armored car]

2: he CAN slice through nanomachines [as seen in the fight with Armstrong in the Jetstream DLC]

3: his sword apparently channels lightning, which is not good for beings that have electrical components or can conduct electricity [for instance, 1 hit = fried protogen]

With these things to look at and other various combat advantages Sam might have, i'd say they're evenly matched, but the thing about furry fighters for me is that they usually have a larger profile and their tail can sometimes prove to be their downfall

to sum it up, it'd be an interesting fight, but i'd place my money on the brazilian [my opinion].
0 ups, 3mo,
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okay yeah i prob should have looked them up before commenting-
but still I'd choose the protogen
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oh yeah more on the whole lightning thing the murasama sam wields is "a sword reinforced by a powerful alternating current" [so if you or anything you're holding gets hit with it, prepare for a SHOCKING surprise] "and resonating at extremely high vibration frequencies." This oscillation weakened the molecular bonds of anything it cuts, thereby increasing its cutting ability. Striking, cutting, and thrusting attacks were performed with the blade, with the sharpened edge and point used for lethal attacks, and the blunt edge used as a clubbing weapon. Proficient users were also able to wield the blade with such accuracy and speed that they were able to deflect bullets, such as Raiden, [or in this case, sam].
0 ups, 3mo,
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oh wow
0 ups, 3mo,
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protogen types??
0 ups, 3mo,
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not exactly...
0 ups, 3mo,
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it is how i view it
0 ups, 3mo,
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At least we aren't toasters to you!
0 ups, 3mo,
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it even has a tail
0 ups, 3mo,
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But close enough, uncommon protogens can have wings but cannot fly, and both wings and horns are optional, Rares only have one set of wings if they have wings, and if they dont have wings, they can levitate. Its close though
0 ups, 3mo,
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lol i think its good
0 ups, 3mo
meh same
0 ups, 3mo,
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fair enough, they're pretty well matched
0 ups, 3mo
yeah
0 ups, 3mo,
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oh and also rare type protogens were almost unstoppable, they were used by our creators for a 'SWAT' team of such. And by manipulating their visor i mean manipulating their nanites which make up their visor to turn into shields and such. Rare protogens are mostly mechanical (they are more than half mechanical) and so they would have more strength than a male human. There is a ton more that would back up my reasoning, i dont want it to get too complicated though, but the protogen would almost definitely win.
0 ups, 3mo,
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rare type protogens are cool, but js sam can parry a heavy machine gun mounted atop an armored vehicle and slice through nanomachines.
0 ups, 3mo,
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god im realizing i have no idea who that person was on the other side-
0 ups, 3mo,
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lol
0 ups, 3mo
XD
0 ups, 3mo,
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Furry
0 ups, 3mo
wrong
0 ups, 1mo,
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Weakest Brazilian male
0 ups, 1mo
yse
0 ups, 3mo,
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Depends on the protogen
0 ups, 3mo
well the 'strongest furry' would mean the rare type protogen
0 ups, 3mo,
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Furry
0 ups, 3mo,
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bet
0 ups, 3mo,
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Guys got a glowing sword
0 ups, 3mo
HF oscillating blade gaming
0 ups, 3mo
both of them do
0 ups, 3mo,
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Technically Sam is a cyborg as well, so it would be a really interesting battle.
0 ups, 3mo,
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no he just has an arm
(also I think he may have Almost beat Armstrong without the arm in the DLC (still have to get to it tho)
0 ups, 3mo
Oh yeah I forgot about that, he's just a really skilled fighter. We don't have any background information about the protogen though, so I can't really make a good prediction.
0 ups, 3mo,
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1. All art needs to be credited, so who made the art?

2. I'd say the protogen, if they're meant for fighting which appears to be so then chances are when they were created they were genetically modified to be stronger and such. And humans only develop skills, no one is really born with/has time to become the greatest at something
1 up, 3mo
I'm betting 120 credits on the Brazilian with a murasana, your crappy genetics better not outlive good ol' brute force.
0 ups, 3mo,
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I've tracked down the protogen art to be a screenshot from a video made by Jting-F on youtube

screenshot source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHTqdw-7frA
Their youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCz8RfRGTDPPoexpyAg22kbg

the name of the image will be edited to credit the artist, please credit all art you post in the future. Thank you for participating in the furries stream.
0 ups, 3mo,
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Can confirm. Looks like they do 3d modeling
0 ups, 3mo,
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yeah they also do other stuff, they make super high tech protogen fursuits which I think is cool as hell
0 ups, 3mo
Nice!
0 ups, 3mo
we are talking about jetstream sam here.
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