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Uhh... I don't know where to start. I mean, do you even know who you're talking to?

CUTS TO Blue Heavy having a Sandvich.
Taps-
Yo What's Up?

Scout: "Basically - kind of a big deal!"
Cuts back to fight- scout is strangling heavy
Scout: [flexes arm] "Oh man that's beautiful."

Cuts back to fight again- scout fighting heavy
Scout: “ya listenin’? Okay.” “Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brudda? I hurt people.”

Scout: " Im a force-A-Nature!"

*Scout hits heavy*
Scout: if you were from where I was from, you'd be f**king dead

WOO- *tf2 meet the character theme plays*

Scout sits on heavy while eating a sandvich

Lol

THIS.IS. P E R F E C T.