Its not the blatant liberal lying that's the problem, its how awful the lies are. Tell me a mutant strain of spagetti is eating the worlds oil supply or something. Just lie creatively for a change!
WHAT'S THE HOTTEST GAME FOR 2022? RICK, GAS PRICES ARE TOO DAMN HIGH! WE NEED A SCAPEGOAT! NO PROBLEM CARL, BLAME RUSSIA! NO, WE'VE PLAYED THAT ONE OUT. WE NEED A NEW PLAYER TO POINT THE FINGER AT. HMM....HOW ABOUT REPUBLICANS? I GOT IT! OIL COMPANY PROFITS! THAT'S GOD MONEY! THE PROBLEM IS PEOPLE STILL REMEMBER TRUMP'S LOW ENERGY PRICES. WE NEED MORE PEOPLE TO FORGET BEFORE WE PLAY THAT CARD; RACIST ABORTION CLINICS MAYBE? RICK FOR CHRIST'S SAKE VERIZON WIRELESS MADE AS MUCH MONEY AS EXXON. THAT STORY IS TOO EASILY DISPROVEN! WELL IF YOU ARE SO HIGH AND MIGHTY YOU COME UP WITH A SCAPEGOAT! WHAT? NO WE LIKE ABORTION! WE WANT TO MAKE ABORTION MANDATORY! AND WE NEVER USE THE WORDS RACISM AND ABORTION! COME ON! TWO WORDS....SOLAR FLARES; OK, I'M SORRY. GIVE ME ANOTHER ONE. THE BLAME GAME OF COURSE!
