"Hey boys and girls! I'm going to teach you how to think like a Biden!"; BLAME OTHERS FOR EVERYTHING...I MEAN EVERYTHING; "I'm not drunk! That's Russian misinformation from China!"; INVENT NEW CRISIS TO SHIFT ATTENTION FROM THE CRISIS YOU CREATED; "Oh! That looks fun!"; CRIPPLING RUNAWAY INFLATION; CLIMATE CHANGE; KNOW HOW TO EMPATHIZE; "I know what it's like to live on a tight budget. You have no idea how hard my life's been!"; AND ALWAYS MAKE FRIENDS WITH PEOPLE WHO HAVE YOUR BACK; "Biden is my hero!"; "Wait, he is only your hero? Biden is my lord and savior!"; "He is so sexy too!"
