Wario dies roleplay #1

I'm not here for RP, but instead because I made a spinoff stream of Wario Dies where you kill King DVD called King DVD Dies. I would appreciate a follow or two.

I will give you a few choices:
hurry up, leave or die

Wario: That toilet paper was a disguised bomb.

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*diffuses it* lol

Wario: Ah come on!

Trololololol

Wario: Ok you know what, SHOW THE BASH! *Charges at you*

*catches him and throws him on the ground* really dude?

Wario: Ow *Stomach growls* uh oh.

*yeets him outside*

Wario: OH MY GOD WAAAAAAAAAAA *Explodes*

:\ *goes to the toilet*

Wario: How about, none of these Wahahahaha

*sighs* I have Gastric right now dude

Wario: What's that?

I have Gastric dumb shit
(No I actually do irl)

Wario: Well guess what, idc (Now you make choice. Kill him or wait)

*breaks the door open* Hurry up or f**king die =)

Wario: Wah! Oh my garlics, what was that for!

I NEED TO GO IDIOT

Wario: Blah-blah-blah, I'm not getting off this toilet stupid!

How bad is your stomach

Wario: Idk?

just f**king hurry up dude

Wario: Nope. (No choice but to kill him)

*summons a blade* I didn't want to do this

Wario: Um, What are you doing with that blade?

Stab you if you don't hurry up

Wario: You know what, fine I'll get off.

Good

Wario: One more thing. *Grabs a roll of toilet paper and throws it at you*

*catches it* thanks

*2 minutes later*

* Olivia enters the girls bathroom only to find Wario. *

Wario: WAAH, WHAT THE CWAP!

* Woomy proceeds to emerge from thin air because she's the character I'll be using for this RP. *

Wario: Did I got in the wrong bathroom?

* Woomy holds up the YES card. *

Wario: What are you gonna do, scream?

* She summons the Woomy doll, and it pulls Wario into a WORLD OF PAIN. *

Wario: OH MY GOD WAAAAAAA-. *Into the World of Pain*

* The doll lets him out and disappears. *

Waluigi: oh, sup.

Wario: Oh hey Waluigi, What's going on?

Waluigi: I need to piss--

Wario: Yeah no thanks.

Waluigi: stop making TikToks

DAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

lmao

Wario: I wasn't making tiktok videos.

Waluigi: then whats that. *point to his phone*

Wario: Ummmmm.

Waluigi: fuggin TikTok

Wario: So what, what are you gonna do? Go super saiyan at me?

Waluigi: yes. *slaps him* cringe

Wario: Slap me huh. (Slaps back at him)

Waluigi: *catches his hand before he can touch him*
-il vento door plays-

Wario: What the?

waluigi: TikTokはクリンジです

Wario: Idc *Uses his other hand to slap him*

Waluigi: *catches other hand and sends him flying across the room*

Wario: Waaaaaaaaaaa! *Crashes through the window*
*Wario looks down*
Wario: Ahhh rats.
*Wario screams while falling and then crashes to death*

Waluigi: *goes on Wario's phone* *hits record* Just killed my brother, feeling good.

*Then ends recording*
The End!

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