Wario dies roleplay #1

flopdlop: ayo, i need to poop

Wario: No, get outta here!

flopdlop: YOU IDIOT! *sigh* ill wait outside

Wario: Have a rotten day stupid, WAHAHAHAHA!

flopdlop: *is angry*

Wario: Hehehe, what a loser!

flopdlop: *grabs a gun and is about to shoot wario*

Wario: Um, was that too far? o_o"

flopdlop: yeah... HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU EXPLOSIVE DIARREA!

Wario: OH MY GOD!

flopdlop: *stuffs a lot of taco bell in wario's mouth*

*Wario gulps all that taco bell into his stomach*
Wario: Huh that wasn't so ba-
*Wario's Stomach growls*
Wario: Uh oh.

flopdlop: ITS GONNA BLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *flopdlop runs away before wario is about to explode*

Wario: OH MY GOD! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *Explodes*

flopdlop: *sees that there is blood everywhere* WHAT THE FU-

*But you didn't care about it*

flopdlop: *goes to near by bathroom* away from that jerk.

*Then you sit on the toilet and close the door*
The End!

yes, now make that into a wario dies meme

* King Olly boards up the door to that bathroom, putting a sign saying "CLEANUP NEEDED" on the boards. *

That's evil lmao

Me: *kicks wario in the junk* this is the girls bathroom get out

Me: you didn't have to kill him

Wario: WAIT WHAT!

Me: I said get out

Wario: BUT MY STOMACH HURTS!

Me: then go to the boys bathroom

Wario: Fine jeez.
, before I leave.
*Throws toilet paper at you*

Me: what was that for

Wario: For kicking me out of that bathroom stupid!

flopdlop: a man in the girls bathroom? THATS GAY! *pulls out shotgun*

Me: uh ok

flopdlop: anyway... *shoots wario to death*

I will give you a few choices:
hurry up, leave or die

Wario: How about, none of these Wahahahaha

*sighs* I have Gastric right now dude

Wario: What's that?

I have Gastric dumb shit
(No I actually do irl)

Wario: Well guess what, idc (Now you make choice. Kill him or wait)

*breaks the door open* Hurry up or f**king die =)

Wario: Wah! Oh my garlics, what was that for!

I NEED TO GO IDIOT

Wario: Blah-blah-blah, I'm not getting off this toilet stupid!

How bad is your stomach

Wario: Idk?

just f**king hurry up dude

Wario: Nope. (No choice but to kill him)

*summons a blade* I didn't want to do this

Wario: Um, What are you doing with that blade?

Stab you if you don't hurry up

Wario: You know what, fine I'll get off.

Good

Wario: One more thing. *Grabs a roll of toilet paper and throws it at you*

*catches it* thanks

Wario: That toilet paper was a disguised bomb.

*diffuses it* lol

Wario: Ah come on!

Trololololol

Wario: Ok you know what, SHOW THE BASH! *Charges at you*

*catches him and throws him on the ground* really dude?

Wario: Ow *Stomach growls* uh oh.

*yeets him outside*

Wario: OH MY GOD WAAAAAAAAAAA *Explodes*

:\ *goes to the toilet*

turn this into a wario dies meme

*2 minutes later*