The fact that you’d rather have Alexa play Johnny Cash’s version, rather than Trent Reznor’s, says a lot about you.

Oh please, tell me what it says. I would love to see what lessons you learned on the mean streets of Hot Topic University. Show us all what your moms credit card paid for!

It says that you appreciate good music and not that screeching electronic bullshit. And what the hell is Hot Topics University? And why bring my dead mother into this? I completely don’t understand your angle at all.