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Fun Facts with Squidward | Churches don't offer free Wi-Fi because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually exists | image tagged in fun facts with squidward | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
2,792 views 81 upvotes Made by kevdex10 2 years ago in fun
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good point
but i still think anything is possible so there
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Anything is possible? Try drawing a spherical cube and let's see if your bumper sticker philosophy can survive that.
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is there a specific type of cube or sphere you want me to draw
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I literally just told you
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i hope you enjoy hell
all religions have one
btw a sperical cube is as possible as your mom being skinny
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Sully Wazowski | ME WHO HAS GOOD WIFI AT MY CHURCH | image tagged in sully wazowski | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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I have free WiFi at church
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MY CHURCH GOT FREE WIFI.
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There's no way to prove Zeus isn't real either. Are you going to start worshipping ancient Greek and Roman gods now?
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You saying Zeus might be real would have gotten you put to death as a Catholic not too long ago.

I mock your god quite often, both in memes and in person. Things seem to be going pretty great. He doesn't seem to mind.
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You keep using the word "exploiting"

You should probably look up what the word means before trying to use it again.
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Here's an idea: Pray for me to stop. If it doesn't work then your mythology is worthy of mockery.
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How's that working out for you, buddy?
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You lied. You said I had 24 hours. Way to bear false witness, buddy!
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Wow kevdex10, you sure are antagonistic for a 8 year old
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Why do you think it was so easy for me to get under your skin? Why does God hate you so much that he hasn't given you the inner peace that I have?
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What's the matter you paperweight troll? Nothing to say to that?
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And if you're full of inner peace then why are you harassing people? That's not very peaceful.
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You better be grateful for the internet kevdex10, you can talk big online, but if this was in person you'd get your ass kicked.
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Jesus says "Judge not, lest ye be judged."

Looks like you'll be right there with me. Saying that Zeus might be real can't have done you any favors.
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If you're a good parent; running a background check on the priest.
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Epic gamer gaming
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I'm Christian and that is hilarious AND true
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Oxymoron
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