Purple Guy all da way :D

Purple guy, I have children that need disposed of rn so he’ll help

Purple guy he can help me make genocides easier

yeah

I’ll take the man behind the slaughter

I DONT NEED A GF I HAVE THE PURPLE FREN

Purple guy tbh and I’m a weeb

nice choice my fren

purple guy for the win

purple guy

purple guy, i can listen to The Man Behind The Slaughter for free.

(and commit crimes)

yass

tbh, other than weebs, who wouldn't choose purple guy?

yeah

he cool

he is NOT cool, he is EPIC!!!

yes EPIC

ye

me vibing to this song at night with purple guy fren

lol

Henry, Michael, Crying Child, Mrs. Afton, any of the murdered childrens parents, some children, Introverts, Charlie, Sammy, Carlton, Clay and Pizza Hut.

Not to be a buzzkill, but PG has killed or betrayed everyone closed to him so being friends with him is like getting a ticket to the chocolate factory

lol

Purple guy

:D

Purple guy all the way >:]

:D

:DDD

ill take the cat gf

Dancing purple guy fren

:D

It's called it's been so long, not the man behind the slaughter btw))

Dancing purple guy so he can murder the cat gf

yeah ik

Purpur guy

Cat girlfriend

>:0

Im lonely

Then get a Purple guy, everyone will want to be you're friend

But I don't want to cleanup all the damn blood and bodies

Make purple guy do it

Or threaten you're friends so they do it

He would kill me if I told him too

Use a gun

What will that do

Threaten him with it, and if that doesn't work pull out Spring Bonnie, the PTSD will make him do anything

Okay 🤔

naw you gotta just play music for him

he'll be distracted.

i hate to be a simp but cat girl. i just broke up with my gf last week and I feel so lonely :(

:(

Get a Purple Guy, and use him to make everyone you're friend

thank you :)

Though in all seriousness I feel bad for you