The scene opens with a ringing alarm and a flashing board. The screen pans as the emergency is spelled out. We hear an ANNOUNCER's voice as well]
ANNOUNCER:
Intruder alert! A RED SPY is in the base!
[We then pan to the BLU SOLDIER standing at the board]
BLU SOLDIER:
A RED SPY is in the base?
[The BLU SOLDIER grabs his shotgun and dashes down the corridors of the base as "Intruder Alert" plays in the background]
ANNOUNCER:
Protect the briefcase.
BLU SOLDIER:
We need to protect the briefcase!
[We now see the BLU SCOUT trying to enter the room containing the briefcase by pulling on the locked doors]
BLU SCOUT:
Yo, a little help?
[BLU SOLDIER pushes BLU SCOUT aside and approaches a numerical keypad to attempt to access the room]
BLU SOLDIER:
Alright, alright, stand back son. [HE tries a combination] One. One. One. Uh...One!
BLU SCOUT:
Come on, come on...
[We now see the BLU HEAVY rushing down the hall at full speed, minigun in hand]
BLU HEAVY:
INCOMING!
[All three mercenaries scream at the top of their lungs. They all burst through the door which has fallen due to the BLU HEAVY's large body mass. The screaming calms as the BLU SCOUT pushes himself up and lands his arm on the briefcase]
BLU SCOUT:
Hey, it's still here.
[The BLU SPY clears his throat. We then pan the scene to see him at the entrance of the room carrying the corpse of the BLU SNIPER]
BLU SPY:
Gentlemen?
[The screen changes to the "Meet the Spy" title card for 4 seconds]
[The scene returns to the room containing the briefcase. We see the BLU SPY walk slowly towards the desk holding the briefcase]
BLU SPY:
I see the briefcase is safe?
BLU SOLDIER:
Safe and sound.
BLU SCOUT:
Yeah it is!
BLU SPY:
Now tell me. Did anyone happen to kill a RED SPY on the way here?
[The room goes silent for a second]
BLU SPY:
No? Then we still have a problem.
[The BLU SPY drops the corpse of the BLU SNIPER on the desk in front of him revealing a butterfly knife engraved in the BLU SNIPER's back]
BLU SOLDIER:
And a knife!
[The BLU SCOUT grabs the butterfly knife from the BLU SNIPER's back and starts to fidget with it]
BLU SCOUT:
Oo-oo-oo-ooh yeah, big problem. I've killed plenty of spies. They're dime-a-dozen backstabbing scumbags. Like you! [The butterfly knife cuts HIS finger] OW! No offense. [HE sucks on the wound]
[The BLU SPY takes the butterfly knife, closes it, and hands it back to the BLU SCOUT]
BLU SPY:
If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were NOT like me. And nothing...
