Lock and load

whatever you say

*reves up auto chainsaw

[slows time and slices your arm off]

Balls! My health is low! That was my jerking arm! You monster!
*uses health pack to keep from dying*

let's get to it

*launches all four explosive rounds at you

[miss] slow bullets lol

Damn it.
*tries yo reload shotgun*

*loads up 4 gauge

thats not a 4 gauge retard [melts it and manipulates it into a superheated javelin, spearing you through and the liquid metal traveling through your bloodstream, cooking you from the inside]

Ahhhhhhhhhh!
*health at 1%*
I'm dying!

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there is a storm approaching

gg

Died how I lived.
Gg

you died a warrior's death.

may they all be so fortunate.

F

Shit. I'm dead.
I'll be revived by my squad mates soon.
Until then you win...

vergil status