It's Okay. My Mom Will Be There. She Can Explain That I've Always Been Stupid Like That

I'D RATHER MEET MY MAKER BEING TRUE TO MYSELF EVEN IF I DIE DOING SOMETHING SOMEONE ELSE THINKS IS STUPID; AT LEAST I WON'T DIE OF A HEART ATTACK AT 40, WHILE SITTING IN A TEN YEAR OLD RECLINER, WATCHING RE-RUNS OF SPONGEBOB, BECAUSE I WAS REPLACED BY SOMEONE YOUNGER AND CHEAPER AFTER TWENTY FIVE YEARS IN A CUBICLE