DEAR NEIGHBORS ON BOTH SIDES;
THANKS FOR HIRING A GROUP OF LANDSCAPERS
TO BLOW ALL OF YOUR PARTICULATE MATTER
ONTO OUR PROPERTY NEXT DOOR.
YOU ARE BOTH SO THOUGHTFUL & CONSIDERATE. WE REALLY APPRECIATE THE OPPORTUNITY TO CLEAN UP YOUR CRAP OFF OF OUR DRIVEWAY EACH WEEK,
AND AS AN ADDED BENEFIT,
I LISTEN TO THE NOISE TOO.
GO BUY A BROOM