get unlimited mug

sell unlimited mug

make lots of money

use money to buy all the world's nukes

use money to buy several thousand intercontinental ballistic missiles

use them all on england

I still have unlimited mug and england is gone

W

артиллерия здесь, взрывы повсюду. Я могу не дожить до завтра. Измени да мир. Мое последнее сообщение. До свидания
*звук запуска Windows 95*

Sorry bro I don't speak Stalin

stalin

MANS BEAT THE SYSTEM

артиллерия здесь, взрывы повсюду. Я могу не дожить до завтра. Измени да мир. Мое последнее сообщение. До свидания
*звук запуска Windows 95*

artillery is here, explosions are everywhere. I may not live to see tomorrow. Change the world. My last post. Goodbye
*Windows 95 startup sound*

W

War starts

Your city gets nuked

can't

I bought all the nukes and nuke factories, remember?

plus if I had all that money I could make a bunker beforehand

None

*breaks the fourth wall and chooses both*

mug

Mug

Mug

Mug

Wait but I live ther-

Not anymore

MUG