*insert massive W for original creator of this template here*

Hmm the domestic violence thing is reasonable. I mean who would want their shampoo stolen

Nah, their pen

Yes. Like why you gotta steal all my oene

Fr, i can just launch a nuclear aircraft for 1 dlar

Yeah mean while women are hoarding pens so the others can't have any

Low-key true

Oh lets not forget that one different spoon

Wait what?

Really? Nobody?

I get the joke I'm just surprised

About?

That anyone would comment that

Why?

B r u h

It was a joke

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Wow

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Aids

These are almost all the fault of the Straights™️

interesting