The spider in my bathtub just said "I exist to scare the shit outta while your in my bathroom

Bro one time I went to open the shower curtain and there was some massive spider just chillin in there (about 4 inches diameter) but it scared the life out of me and I washed it down the drain

Once I was sweeping my porch and this huge 4 inch in diameter black widow (male so it was huge) went and just chilled there on the broom and when my dad smashed it I could hear it crunch

Dang

Its climbing out

Uh oh wack it with a bottle of soap or something

Its f**king huge

Ok is there something in the room big enough to smash it?

I drowned that motherf**ker

Good job

I hope it doesn't crawl up the drain again. Tony house is infested with wolf spiders rn

!y

Yeah let’s hope it doesn’t crawl back up

They are invincible little demons

Yeah lol

NOOOOOOOOO