Toof... there's another bitty-

Fuzzy spooder

??: (Asleep)

Critter!W.Chi: ..?

??: (Asleep)

Critter!W.Chi: .. >:> *steals some food* ^^

??: (Wakes up) ?

Critter!W.Chi: *nom nom*

??: (Goes over to W.Chi) ?

Critter!W.Chi: 😋

Spooder?

Yes.
??: ?

fuzzy spooder

??: (Goes over to you)

?
*ignoring the fact I still kinda have Arachnophobia*

??: :3?

You're gonna be my first spooder bitty if you choose to come with me

??: ^^

:3

??: (Holds onto your finger) :3?

fuzzy :333

??: :3?

aww

??: (Climbs onto your hand)

aww

??: :3333333
[Continue in memechat?]

[I was .1 seconds away from f'ing replying and then you deleted the comment. *IMMENSE INTERNAL PAIN*]

[Sorry-]

[it's fine]

Awww it’s cute!

??: ?

He patted the bitty.

??: ???

* he smiles*

??: *Purr*

Hehe!

??: ^^

Smol.

AAAAHHHHHHHH

??: (Wakes up) ?

Get it away!!!

??: (Crawls off somewhere)

*squealing*

??: (Left)

DUUUUUUUUDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
IDK HOW TO FEEL- SO THAT IMAGE EXPLAINS IT LMFAO
SPRAY THE F**KING SHIT OUT OF A SPIDER AND WATCH IT DIE
THAT SHOULD HELP

You sure? You do realize I'm the entire reason why the Multiverse exists I can go to whatever Universe I want no matter how restricted it is. and don't call me a freak you're the one who likes spiders

ugh you can't boss me around bc you're older than me

Well too bad cuz I'm not having nothing near me and I'm going to have something you don't like so we're even so tell me what you dislike

You know what actually I'm going to get a rat

=) I have sneks

Well I like snakes

And I also have bug spray don't test me

No.
I'm not getting rid of it. it's the first pet bitty spooder I've ever gotten.
let me have it.
besides, Cherry SPECIFICALLY wanted me to have it.

Okay fine but if I think it's anywhere near me I'm killing it

I'm not even going to let it near you

Fine he can stay

I didn't always like them. I used to be terrified of them but still kinda am. but every time you do try, you'll get a little shock.

Oh a shock? Oh my timbers are shivering! You don't scare me toof *opens a portal to that universe*

Well I warned ya..
*the shocks are actually nightmares. horrifying realistic nightmares actually. everything is pitch black. there's nothing to see but those. there is nothing. nothing. n o t h i n g .*

*laughing* these things are fun did you create them or did they just show up?

*opens a view portal, the ones Selever can make at times* well this is to the Bitty AU itself. Bitty au me. I take care and run an adoption and rescue center in that au. all by myself. I keep the ones with disabilities or other issues because I know it'll be hard to find them a home. but there's the main snek. the big boi. Color.

Can I have that

Uhh, no. Color is kept because when the bitty au version of me found him, he was nearly dead. and Color had haphephobia for a while, until it stopped. Bitty!Me actually decided to keep him and raise him. he started growing on his own, 5 years later he's a full grown bitty snek. this is actually the first case of it happening. the 2 don't mind, as long as they have on another

Is there a bitty version of me..?

*they get worse*
Oh they get way worse. You're experiencing what I deal with on a regular basis.

You do realize they're not real right that's why I'm not afraid I know for a fact they're fake and they can't do any harm to me so there. How about you get some actual scary things. *Picks up the spider* eheheheheh

*takes him back* I'll f**king kill you before I even let you touch him.

*touches him* oh would you look at that I'm not dead

yay

But he can stay at one cost

-_-

What's an animal you don't really like

I wouldn't think so? I never tried looking actually

Good the last thing I want is a tiny version of me

Also that's not what I meant by "Bitty!Me"
I use it as a term instead of saying "Bitty!AU!Me" instead

Can I call over your bitty to see

Ugh. *makes him disappear* can we just stop already? I'm f**king sick of this already

No not stop until you get rid of that thing

Just f**king stop. I don't want to get pissed. because like my f**king father, I get abusive when I'm f**king pissed

Just at least get rid of it

BUT NOT THE FOOZY SPOODER

I don't care they have more than four legs and they have an endoskeleton I'm killing them

*changes to phase 2* YOU ARE NOT TOUCHING MY NEW PET.

*Also changes into phase 2* W A T C H M E

*HISSESS* DON'T F**KING TOUCH HIM

*catches the little thing* I don't want it to die. I'll keep it far away from you. to a universe YOU can't even enter. *poof*

That's impossible I can go to whatever Universe I want~

*poofs back without the spooder* well this one you can't enter because it's restricted to me only. ME ME only. NO VARIANTS. So no, you cant, f**king freak~

No need to *releases my toxic gas*

*picks it up gently and leaves* MY F**KING PET WILL NOT DIE FROM YOUR F**KING SHITTY HANDS.

ITS A F**KING 8 LEGGED FREAK IT IS GONNA DIE

DON'T TOUCH DA CHILD

*smacks it* HAHAH AWAY I GO *goes into a portal*