fatality

Lmao

His p**is is diagonal

lol

Ooo that probably hurt

Thats like the size of a gorilla p**is

about an inch or smh
so actually shorter than an average one

wdym thats average man

an average one is about 2 to 3 inches

An average p**is length is actually 5.1 inches

No, your lying

He probably wants to not feel like he’s the only one with that length

pay more attention in the shower

Everywhere I look I see my p**is bc it’s so long, how can I not pay attention to that

i didnt mean you

What he was using and alphabetical or qwertz keyboard

Probably using QWERTY. A and Z are right next to eachother on the QWERTY keyboard.

plot twist: he was using dvorak and left his computer feeling very satisfied

LOL

I never noticed that!

What if

Maybe not even a keyboard maybe this was posted in the 18th century. Thomas Jefferson posts a lot on facebook

The qwerty layout was made for english typewriters to prevent jams

Oh