Chicken of Ares announces crap for everyone

Hilarious.

I managed to then stab myself with a pen while I fell
It was AMAZING

Does the chair taste good atleast?

Then you go to Erebos and face hades

Then want to tame Cerebus, and I'll ride Cerebus over Hades. If that doesn't work, I'll find Hade's flip phone and I'll call Zeus to help.

*cough* I’m Cerberus *cough*

Oh f**k. I guess I get mauled to death and I die again.

Then you’re sent to Tartarus!

Oh f**k, I know it's bad when I don't know who that is.

It’s worse than hell…

Can I eat it?

No
You can bite his persofication?

I eat everything in my path

My dog ate a hedgehog

I atee your dog

My dog is gay
You now become gay

I regurgitate your dog

But he left the hedgehog in there

Okay, I just shit out the hedgehog

But then you eat that shit by accident

Then I just deal with it, and just use a breath ment and wash my mouth and drink a lot of water

I can't spell.

Then you become a gAi fLaMiNGo

The I will shoot myself dead to prevent spreading gay.

No
It was wooden

I know that, why did it not taste good?

Because wood tastes like hard cardboard

Wood tastes awesome. Try seasoning it with gravel

……
Dog treats r better

Nah, I like paper.

Boo

I also like eating people that have wolf in their name

Duck you
Eat a duck instead

Why eat a duck? That would be mean.

Chairious

Ikrrrr