Do you mastirbate

So that’s a yes
How often?

I just 3 times a day every day. Once in the morning. Once in the shower. And once at night

Oh nah
Aint that extend your life expectancy or sum shit? Yo ass bouta be immortal

I’m jk lol. I do nut once every other day tho

Ight ight

you said you were gonna do a face reveal last December
did you do it yet?

Shieet I forgot about that
Eh Ill do it on my birthday its like 2 month away

At least my birthday aint in J*ne🤮

my bday is on thanksgiving this year

Damn bro you prolly finna get L gifts if people still get you gifts

My favorite part is that my aunt makes good pumpkin pies and puts a candle on it when my bday is on thanksgiving

Damn thats a W
I aint have pumpkin pie in a minute tbh

oof

NAKED GRANDMA

Yes

Does (you know who I’m talking abt) still profile stalk you?

I hope not

Would you destroy his asshole? Yes or yes

I would f**king murder his bitch ass

'-'
V i o l e n t
I APPROVE

W

Quandale Finger Dingle

say that out loud

I did

Dingle

goofy ah

AAAAUUUUUUGHHH

While I was running away from prison, I fell and draped some of my foreskin

I had a botched circumcision irl

I have half a mangled forskin fr lmao

Im being deadass rn Im trying not to laugh my ass off

Mangled Foreskin

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