F**k you expect me to do
Eat my computer?

Yes

So you want depression with a side of guns and bright lights

Bright lights ?

Can you show me the menu?

Our menus burned down in the latest daily fire

Aww, that sucks. What drama do you recommend?

That depends, will you be having lunch or dinner

Lunch.

I can recommend a basket of tiredness with anxiety soup, or a homophobia burger with a side of toxicity

Can I have the burger for takeout? I want to bring someone some food at home. You can get me the tiredness and anxiety though.

Alright. Apologies for the wait.

🥡 🧺 🍜

Your meal

No worries, people don’t post all the time.
After all, MSMG is dead :D

Is the Dead Stream Special still available?

It's gonna get burnt down within an hour

Can I just get a glass of water?

Of course
🥛Your water sir

Thanks, a bit sour tho

Yes it’s our special recipe

Anything else

just uhh a burger (with pickles) and fries

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Here is your order

delicious

but where are the fries

🍟

k cool

I’ll order the soup

Depression, anxiety, or mental insanity flavor

Depression

Here is your soup

I'd like to order a cheeseburger (no pickles), 1 small fries, maybe a large orange fanta, and I think that's it.

We’re fuсking closed

you said it was open bro

It was open yesterday
Todays fire destroyed the building again so we’re gonna be closed for a few hours to rebuild

wait when will it re open